Mental chip overload

Today's endless mental soundtrack loop: Beck's Ghettochip Malfunction(Hell Yes)

Observations of late:
Working full time leaves much less time for cute girlfriends and blogs. Stupid girlfriends, at least blogs are easily accessible from any PC.

Jennifer Connelly is on the cover of some magazine, and she continues to get hotter, it's like how her character in A Beautiful Mind gets hotter as the film progresses and she gets older; only she's actually doing that in real life. I wonder if anyone I know can do that; I guess I'll have to wait a few years and see.

Who the hell is Taylor Swift, and why is she the current owner of all media? And why are all her facial features so pointy? Pointy and squinty.

Why do racists think that it's ok to say something racist so long as they add "That wasn't a racist comment" afterwards? And who came up with the phrase "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."? That's not an excuse, that just means you're a pathetic, bitter, lonely person. And why is it that everyone I've met who says things like that are white, male, conservative and have no friends that aren't white?

I love Jesus, if only because Cadbury Creme Eggs are the greatest candies in the history of candy.

Reprimands:
"Scientists and historians" who dumb down the content of the History Channel with your logically fallacious, poorly researched claims about 1) aliens visiting ancient cultures and teaching them astronomy, math and engineering 2) the "Bible code" that tells of past disasters and possibly future ones? 3) the writings of Nostradamus that similarly "predict the future":
All of these "predictions" aren't realized until much later after the fact, and blatantly ignore any findings that aren't compelling. And changing around letters is blatant proof that you don't know what you're talking about, i.e. the Nostradamus quatrain talking about a war and a river and something called Hister. Just because it's one letter off from Hitler doesn't mean anything. If you play word search with with a long enough document, you're bound to find something that seems significant, particularly if you set out on such an endeavor expecting to find something. Stop trying to find answers to questions that can't be answered, the true purpose of life is to realize it by yourself. Stop insulting the intelligence of our ancestors, anyone with basic math skills and enough time to star watch can figure out much about astronomy, and be able to predict events like eclipses. On a related note, the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012 does NOT mean the end of the world, the Mayans decided to use their astronomy skills and base their calendar on eclipses of the sun with the center of the galaxy instead of Earth's rotation around the sun. What happens at the end of a calendar? You start a NEW one, dumbasses. OMFG! The Gregorian calendar ends December 31st of THIS YEAR! WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED! Oh, wait, no, nothing happens and we just have a new January.

People who are incapable of getting over their persecution complex: There is no such thing as a faceless mass of all-powerful malcontents that are conspiring against you out of spite. The Jews are not controlling world geopolitics in order to prevent the second coming of Jesus, or to bring about the elimination of the Aryan race. All politicians, businessmen, and media moguls are not purposefully keeping you from succeeding because of the color of your skin. And your rival political party is not out to destroy all that is good and just in this country. Stop blaming others for your own failures try doing something positive for society instead of scapegoating, you're only making our problems worse.

Guys who vent all of their worldly frustrations in the form of a blog: We get it already, you're unhappy with the world, boo hoo, there's no sense in putting it on the internet because no one cares and no one will read it anyway. Wait a minute......